My English blog

Q:  Which one is faster, cold or heat?                           i

A:  Heat; you can catch cold

Q:  What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?       i

A: The No-bell prize

Q: What always falls without getting hurt?                                    i

A: Rain

Q:What word is always pronounced wrong ?                          i

A: Wrong

Q: What is full of holes yet can still hold water?                             i

A: A sponge

Q: What is worse than finding a grub in your apple?                 i

A: Finding a half grub